You always ask me, why not now?
To get a good crop, must not you plough?
Why leave for ‘morrow, what you can do today
Accomplish what you must, than leave it for another day
I oft answer, though not at once
Haven’t you heard of Procrastination, you dunce?
Why do today, what you can leave for ‘morrow
Why sweat, when there’s more time you can borrow
Aren’t life ’bout throwing worries to the wind?
Shouldn’t you make merry, be happy and sing?
Being too serious can ruin all the fun
Procrastination let’s you have your day in the sun
You sigh as you give thought to my thought
It sure seems my point has been bought
And just as you begin, for a moment, to ponder
I quietly slip out of the messy room, to yonder
- A Field Guide to Procrastinators (laughingsquid.com)
- The 12 Different Types Of Procrastinators (makeuseof.com)